The producer of the new blockbuster “The Undefeated” was complaining that he didn’t have money for advertisements. After the Atlantic reviewer said that he was all alone in the movie theater when he watched it opening night in Los Angeles, the producer started claiming that the movie was a hit. Letters started mysteriously appearing from fans saying that the theater was 1/3rd full when they went. This smacks of desperation. Not being of stone, and being at one time a low-budget movie producer myself, my heart goes out to the producer.
In order to help, I decided to produce this ad with the best quotes from the first reviews I found on Rotten Tomatoes.